hedonistic hot mess.
I ran out of toilet paper today…

and being lazy, I just went around the corner to the convenience store and grabbed a cheapo 4 roll pack, you know, the crappy kind that is off-white and made from recycled paper and only costs $1.50?

you guys… this is the most amazing toilet paper I have ever used. I mean, it has got to be the softest thing that has ever touched my ass.

I never want to stop using it. ever.

  1. imbackintheussr said: my sarcasm-o-meter is getting mixed readings, HELP!
  2. malutkiekroki reblogged this from nicenfroosh
  3. heroesandfetishes said: My ass wants to know the brand name of that toilet paper… ;-P
  4. ravingnomad said: The softest ever? No rope pushers ever came round your way? Hahaha
  5. ryanjjohn said: Interesting. Usually it goes the other way.
  6. ameliepoutine said: i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not
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