hedonistic hot mess.
Pro tip…

If you’re trying to get back in touch with someone (aka a thinly veiled attempt to get back in her pants), claiming you still have feelings for them and miss them, you may want to make sure you don’t still have a girlfriend… or at least hide your tracks better online, you twat.

Otherwise prepare to have your ass handed to you in the most disparaging of messages, calling you out on your bs.

Like I just did.