I’m a fucking pirate.
#officepirate #bathroomphoto

smirks, belt bows and polka hearts.

Argyle makes me classy, right? #totallynotclassy #bathroomphoto

short skirt, see-through shirt… come at me now.

oh hey, a dingey graffiti-covered bathroom… fancy that.

vodka, beer, savon.
I love this bar.

somehow if I go out, see awesome bands and get a little gibbled I always end up with dingy graffiti filled bathroom photos on my phone…
so basically I’m doing it right.

pffft I totally dress like a business professional grownup. 

dappered up my office lumberjack with a vest and jacket today… felt outdoorsy AND snazzy.

biking to work after running 4k last night may not have been my brightest idea… also, I totally got busted taking this mid-bathroomphoto.

I may never take this hat off again…

rickets. 

I’m posting this photo because I love wearing this giant schloopy hat… and I’m narcissistic as fuck.

heartgyle

Stripes, tights and sailor buttons. #bathroomphoto #narcissistichotmess (Taken with Instagram at Montreal Art Tattoo Show)