hedonistic hot mess.
it’s cold and rainy out today so Helo got to wear her awesome New Belgium Brewery shirt that Kdog got her :)

it’s cold and rainy out today so Helo got to wear her awesome New Belgium Brewery shirt that Kdog got her :)

frenemies.

she knows how to werkit guuuurl.

she knows how to werkit guuuurl.

Helo is not a morning person.

Helo is not a morning person.

heroesandfetishes:

My hero.
<3

STARBUCK IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
True story… I really wanted to name my dog Starbuck, but really didn’t want to have to explain to everyone that no, she is not named after a big box coffee chain… so I named her Helo.

heroesandfetishes:

My hero.

<3

STARBUCK IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

True story… I really wanted to name my dog Starbuck, but really didn’t want to have to explain to everyone that no, she is not named after a big box coffee chain… so I named her Helo.

my dog gets more balls action than I do.

my dog gets more balls action than I do.

MONSTER!

MONSTER!

she is not a morning person. neither am I. 

she is not a morning person. neither am I. 

She has started rebelling by just shutting down whenever I dress her to go outside&#8230; 
it is -15 out silly puppy! 
and you have no fur!! 

I am dying laughing.

She has started rebelling by just shutting down whenever I dress her to go outside…
it is -15 out silly puppy!
and you have no fur!!

I am dying laughing.

belly scratches &lt;3

belly scratches <3

my dog fucking hates me.

my dog fucking hates me.

so… demon robot puppy can talk!

Day 10: can&#8217;t {won&#8217;t} live without&#8230;

this derpface. she&#8217;s all I have really. in this last year and a half I&#8217;d have been fucked if I didn&#8217;t have her to make me smile, laugh, yell in frustration, play ball with, and cuddle&#8230; she can tell when I&#8217;m sick or sad and curls up tight against my side. she sometimes farts under the blankets and dutch ovens me something bad&#8230; but I love her and she loves me. mostly because I play ball with her. I would be a lot more fucked up without her though.

Day 10: can’t {won’t} live without…

this derpface. she’s all I have really. in this last year and a half I’d have been fucked if I didn’t have her to make me smile, laugh, yell in frustration, play ball with, and cuddle… she can tell when I’m sick or sad and curls up tight against my side. she sometimes farts under the blankets and dutch ovens me something bad… but I love her and she loves me. mostly because I play ball with her. I would be a lot more fucked up without her though.

the derpiest of derp faces.

the derpiest of derp faces.

we just ran 4K in shitty rain because we&#8217;re bringing sexy back. clearly. #doubleelvis

we just ran 4K in shitty rain because we’re bringing sexy back. clearly. #doubleelvis