hedonistic hot mess.

I took this last night, at a bar, while I was sitting on the toilet. totally peeing.

sometimes, when I look at the photos on my phone from the night before, it’s like deciphering a gibbled game of Clue.

reasons why I shouldn’t have a Twitter…

sun done come up… time for bed. #gibbled (Taken with Instagram)

Around the World in 80 Days… in french… on the subway…
I like you.

so at some point this happened last night…. chicken dance à la Arrested Development.

(photo courtesy of Jill Kitchener)

I just told someone they were in charge and large…

I think I got that backwards.

but he took it as a compliment so I rolled with it.