hedonistic hot mess.
I have come to the realization that my favourite shows revolve around inventions, the paranormal, nature, historical tyrants, war, survival, food and British accents…

go figure.

Planet Earth (David Attenborough/Sigourney Weaver narrate and holy fucking cinematography)

Blue Planet (again David Attenborough… British accent!)

Shark Week (morbid fascination with my biggest/only phobia)

Food Jammers (they make inventions that make food, THAT MAKE FOOD)

MythBusters (they make inventions that test myths)

Top Gear (fancy cars and British accents/humour)

Ancients Behaving Badly (naughty historical figures and gore)

Deadliest Warrior (showdowns between legendary warriors and gore)

Ancient Aliens (conspiracy theories about aliens!)

My Ghost Story, Most Haunted, Paranormal State, Ghost Hunters (all of the ghosts!)

The Colony (‘reality show’ about post-apocalyptic survival)

Nazi Hunters (payback’s a bitch)

M*A*S*H (B.J. Honeycutt <3)

World War II in HD, World War II in HD: The Air Wars and Vietnam in HD (I grew up on a military base ok?)

Man Tracker (because I want to go on the show)

Swamp People (ok so there’s no real reason for this except weird fascination… and the theme song is Born On The Bayou by CCR, ‘nuff said)