hedonistic hot mess.

this is how I’m going to survive the Montreal winter next year.

this is how you know you shouldn’t try to be a Superhero.

this is how Superman really spent his teenage years in Smallville.

this is how you talk on the phone.

Milla Jovovich photographed by Ellen von Unwerth in 1997

this is how you say good morning.

This is how you know Wonder Woman waxes.

this is how you DIY an Iron Man costume.

this is how you “say cheese”.

this is how you surf.

like a ~~boss~~ superhero.

this is how you get ready to save the world.

this is how you fix a wedgie.

in the shower?

this is how you take a golden shower.

(by Kevin Francis Gray)

this is how you panty drop.

this is how you trap a hipster.

(be vewwy vewwy quiet…)

this is how you know you probably should have followed the “dry clean only” instructions on the tag.